By Sam Ormes, Senior Editor, email@example.com
It's been a strange month since my last report. The Emperor was revealed to be naked. The Minister of Propaganda was revealed to be...a disappointment. The Usenet became a bloody battlefield. Carl resigned in disgust. Bloomberg bloomed. Alex angrily broke his long silence. And finally... the besieged Jason struck out and quit the game.
It was a strange month. More mud than joy.